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Argus Carthright

Commonly referred to as the captain of the football team, Argus Carthright came into the mix with an immediate sensibility and tenderness which can be seen throughout the shit adventures.

Claiming that his mental and physical strength is unmatched, he was sent to Hong Kong where he participated in the Kumate 2000, an East Asian fighting competition where there are little to no rules in the ring. Argus came back victorious, but not without emotional scars.

During his time in China, Argus met an attractive Chinese woman named Mylee whom he fell deeply in love with. Their blossoming romance turned to tragedy when fellow Kumate competitor Tong Po raped her as a way to crush Argus's spirit in the ring. Much to Tong Po's dismay, the incident only focused him more during the final moments when against all odds, Argus took down Tong Po and his crooked manager. The crowd went wild, cheering "Nux-au-kow!" which is Thai for "White Warrior".

When he returned, he earned his place in the shit movies when he played the role of the prosecuting lawyer in Adolph Eichmann.

Argus never returned to the Kumute, but he will forever hold the key to Mylee's heart.

Argus Carthright
Member Since: 1998
Current Nickname:
Sergeant Art
First Movie:
Adolph Eichmann
Most Famous Role:
LT of Rubicon 46
Favorite Shit Movie:
Cookies on Christmas

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