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Richter Stankles

Being the youngest lad of the bunch, Richter is the only one who can truthfully say that he was raised by the shit movies. Though the use of shit movies as a parenting device was never a plan, it happened never the less, and the result is Richter.

"When I used to mess up lines or not do an action right, I'd either get hit or made fun of... It was great way to learn." - Richter

Richter and his friends were often forced into shit movies if they were unfortunate enough to fall within the vicinity of the productions. An example of this is East Side West Side, which features Richter and all of his young neighborhood pals. In 1996 an attempt to include one of Richter's friends in a movie exploded into hysteria, when the kid went home to his crazy Christian parents and told them that he wanted to kill himself for failing to deliver a line properly.

Some people take shit movies way too seriously. After all, it's only a little shit. Speaking of little shits, Richter never fails to provide something wonderful to the mix.

Hard work and lots of practice finally paid off for Richter when he was cast as George, an 8 year old time traveling killer in New Year's Evil. The film, however, did not immediately find its audience. Just when Richter thought his career was in the shitter, a telephone call from Arthur C. Clark, acclaimed science fiction writer, would change everything.

"I was playing video games and eating candy when the phone rang, my mom yells down the stairs, 'Richter, it's Arthur C. Clark on the phone.' I'm thinking... this guy wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey, I gotta take this one. So we talked, and he wanted to have me over for dinner, because he'd seen New Year's Evil, loved it, and it was all just really exciting." - Richter

Richter now makes candy canes at the North Pole specifically for Arthur C. Clark and his extended family.

Richter Stankles
Member Since: 1996
Current Nickname:
Nathan's Father
First Movie:
East Side West Side
Most Famous Role:
Nathan's Father
Favorite Shit Movie:
House Bot

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