Growing up as the middle child in a family of five is never an easy task. Throughout his difficult life, Parney struggled for attention, often resorting to inflicting pain on his helpless little brother Richter. This emotional conflict, however, would eventually help Parney to reach within himself and discover his true potential as an artist.

In 1994, he began to experiment with video when his parents bought their first video camera. His first appearance in a shit movie was Dolly in which he played a helpless boy who is brutally attacked by his own doll. Soon he moved from actor to director with Journey of the Poo, a heartwarming film which chronicled the life of a shit log from its birth in the toilet to its eventual death at a waste treatment plant. The film won critical acclaim throughout the downriver area, and inspired Parney to focus his education in filmmaking.

Attending Columbia College in Chicago in 2000, Parney spent four years learning the skills and techniques that he would need to succeed in the competitive world of film. During his time at Columbia, Parney became closely involved with JFOS (Jesus is From Outer Space).

The teachings of this group describe the Christian religion as nothing more than the clever and misleading ideas manifested by an alien life form determined to cloud the thinking of all intelligent creatures in the galaxy so as to prevent their societies from advancing to a point in which they are able to explore the depths of space. As a result, this alien race is able to maintain absolute and uncompromised dominance over the entire galaxy. This unique way of thinking inspired Parney and is reflected in many shit movies such as Penis Telephone and Sector 7B.

"I'm really attached to the idea that we as a society are the result of the careful plans of some other intelligent life form. It's kind of the whole reason why I chose to play the part of the Glykor in Sector 7B." - Parney

Parney is currently working on a novel entitled Christianity: An Alien Gift of Shitty Proportions which should see a release sometime in 2007.