Often regarded as 'the hot one', Tipp Jarrmahn is not only the most talented member of the cauldron, but also the most attractive, which has proven vital to the group's success on multiple occassions. Tipp's poopularity with the ladies became a crucial factor in the marketing and distribution of Robot Holocaust on Christmastime, which ultimately ended up grossing an impressive six-billion dollars in the U.S. alone.

"Because my fan base has always been made up of preteen girls, we weren't sure if they'd get into the whole robots taking over the world on Christmas thing, but when it hit... it hit big." - Tipp

Ironically, Tipp followed up his roll in Robot Holocaust on Christmastime as Saint Nicholas himself in the wildly outrageous Santa Clause, which was a huge pile of shit.

Tipp first appeared in the movie, A Brief History of Music as Bob Saget, which certainly wasn't the first shit movie to end in a lawsuit. Saget claimed Tipp was mocking him and implying that the comedy of America's Funniest Home Videos was poor or 'not good'. Eventually, the lawsuit was dropped as the comedic value of the case had faded.

As the director of operations at NASA, Tipp is currently compiling a team of professionals to outline a plan for projecting an advertisement for Dominos Pizza on the moon.