Being the oldest member of the pack carries great responsibility. Pete M' Satchell realized this when he made it his life's mission to see these movies preserved for the enjoyment of future generations. So here it is, over 15 years in the making, and Pete is now finally crawling out of the shit to find that he has his whole life ahead of him. With the Shit Movie Anthology finally complete the real question is what to do with all the profits?

"There has been so much money made on these little films... let's just say there's enough to turn every church in the world into a launching platform for space ships." - Pete

While Pete may be kidding, his brother Parney is currently compiling the specs for a monolithic project that involves converting every known church on earth into a space exploration center. It is rumored that Domino's Pizza has shown some interest in funding the project.

Pete's earliest appearance was performing as the star candidate for Triton in the Triton Tryouts. He meticulously studied Jon Mikl Thor's movements from Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare to flawlessly recreate the infamous climactic scene.

Pete currently resides with his wife, Mildred Satchel. Mildred does make a couple appearances in the Shit Movies. She was first mashitalized in Jimmy's Fallacy playing a gunshot victim and was later behind an alien mask in The Midnight Society.