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The Man of Steel takes on his greatest challenge yet in this comic book themed shitter. Join Superman, Lois Lane, and Jimmy Olsen as they embark on a journey to the Planet Apokolips!
Running Time: 13 minutes 30 seconds
The survivors of flight Oceanic 815 continue their ongoing struggle to discover the secrets of the mysterious island. Sit back and enjoy this extremely shitty take on the hit TV series.
Running Time: 06 minutes 29 seconds
This was our submission into the Howard Stern film festival. After seeing the entries that made the top nine, it's a shame our movie wasn't played in it's entirety. Shitwacher was definitely better then the skull-fucker and jack-off films.
Running Time: 08 minutes 12 seconds
In the secret meeting place of Dr. Stanley Boddington's dining hall, a group of twisted charcters meet with one perverted desire... the penis. While there is no excuse for their sins, the victims of the penis party will be remembered for eternity , all covered in blood and shit.
Running Time: 05 minutes 48 seconds
This emotionally gripping film captures a rare and candid look into the controversial issues surrounding famous athlete Dirty Dog and his departure from Thunder Team Hawks, a basketball squad determined to take home the gold in the great basketball festival of 2000. Basketball will never be the same.
Running Time: 05 minutes 46 seconds
The 74th annual Carl Weather's Karate Tournament is here! It's Bloodsport in space with exciting battle sequences that have really good choreography. This exciting shitmovie has it all; sci-fi, action, and shitty musical interludes.
Running Time: 08 minutes 14 seconds
After 22 years of resentment, David Lynch is happy to present DUNE exclusively for us here at ShitMovies.Net. With the recent release of the extended edition DVD, Lynch became fed up with the studio system and after much negotiation finally got the go ahead to re-cut the film the way that he had always wanted to. We give you... Dune: The Director's Cut.
Running Time: 07 minutes 54 seconds
When Icarus's plan to scam kids into buying overpriced Nintendos backfires, he must regain his Uncle Scatman's trust. Being a loud mouth, Icarus inadvertently reveals the location of a drug deal to two local troublemakers, Joe and Casper. In the forgotten town of New Dweasal, Michigan, all Joe and Casper want is to steal money so they can move to California and become famous. Follow Icarus, Uncle Scatman, Joe, and Casper as they make one poor decision after another in this long overdue shit spectacular. NOTE: Large full quality version of Pyrite available in our "Extras" section.
Running Time: 29 minutes 24 seconds
When a group of evil terrorists relentlessly slaughter Frank Castle's family, a driving force of pure vengeance transforms him into The Punisher. Based on the classic 1989 Punisher movie, this shitty spoof is sure to please... and punish.
Running Time: 08 minutes 28 seconds
A young Christian man doesn't understand the humor of a popular comedy film and is deeply offended by a recent horror movie. In response, he decides to make his own movie. The result is the story of not enjoying films, and deciding to make a film about not enjoying those films. Lost yet? Just read your bible.
Running Time: 05 minutes 35 seconds
With the recent direct to video installments, it is clear that director Rick Bota has taken a huge and relentless shit on the Hellraiser series. Considering how terrible those last few films have been, there's no reason why this stinker can't be considered on official sequel. We give you Hellraiser 9: Apocalypse!
Running Time: 05 minutes 04 seconds
